Hilarious 1: naughty students

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THE teacher bet with is pupil in class if u ask me any question I fail u will be the monitor of the class. one PUPIL said me madam.

PUPIL!how do you put an elephant in the fridge!

TEACHER!!I don't know that one.

PUPIL!! U open the fridge and put it. then asked another one.how do u put a monkey in the fridge

TEACHER!smiled and said I know that one u open the fridge and put it In there

PUPIL!!NO you open the fridge take out the elephant and then u put the monkey inside Then he asked another question,all the animals went to the lion birthday party accept one animal. which one was it!

TEACHER!!the teacher was a bit confused and said the lion.

PUPIL!" NO" the monkey bcoz he still in the frdge.then he ask her just one question.if there is a river full of crocodiles without a bridge and you wanted to get across it how would you

TEACHER!!the teacher said u would find a boat and close

PUPIL! no u would swim across becouse all the crocodiles are at the lions birthday.

She just laugh and walk from the class without any word

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