Don't Judge Book By Its Cover

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A blind guy visited his Choir Mistress at her house who was abt taking her bath to share a testimony. Since the Choir Mistress knew the guy was blind, she came out naked from the bathroom to let him in. She shaved her private parts in front of him whilst talking to him then asked permission to go and take her bath. After bathing, she came back to him while wiping herself and tried to make a conversation by asking him, "Brother Paul, what brings you here? Is everything fine at home?" He replied, "Yes, very fine! I just came to tell you that I have done the eye operation, so I can see clearly now!

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