Cost of drinking

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Lady Interviewer: Do you drink?
Man: Yes Lady
Interviewer: How much a day?
Man: Around 1/2 a bottle of whisky.
Lady Interviewer: How much does whisky cost?
Man: Roughly $30.00.
Lady Interviewer: How long have you been drinking like that?
Man: 30 years
Lady Interviewer: That means you have spent roughly $150,000 on booze.
Man: OK
Lady Interviewer: Did it ever occur to you that if you did not
drink you could have bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink?
Lady Interviewer: No
Man: So where is your Ferrari?

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