A farm girl from Saskatchewan walks into a bar in Calgary and orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When she finishes them, she comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the farm girl, ‘You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time.’ The farm girl replies, ‘Well, you see, I have two sisters. One is in Australia, the other is in Cranbrook. When we all left our home in Saskatchewan, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I’m drinking one beer for each of my sisters and one for myself.’ The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The farm girl becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way. She orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, she comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice ...
It was a memorable experience as one of the son of the late veteran broadcaster, Mr Toba Opaleye, Oluwaseun Gbenga Opaleye tied the knot with Toluwanimi Olamide Sotayo, at the Celestial Church of Christ, Okejigbo Parish, Egba province B Headquarters, Abeokuta, Ogun State. The solemnization was witnessed by many officiating minister of the church on Thursday, 20th December, 2018. The reception followed at Sacred Heart Secondary School Hall, Òkè ilewo was honored by staffs of Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta and FIBAN elders including Abiodun Fagboro, Ambrose Somide, Basiru Adisa, Yemi Sonde, Yemi Ajide and host of others. All of us at Eagles eye update wishes them happy married life .
The Federal Capital Territory Vehicle Inspection Office (FCT VIO) says its arrest of motorists over faded vehicle number plates is not to extort them but ensure compliance with traffic rules. The FCT VIO Spokesperson, Mr Kalu Emetu, made the clarification following complaints by motorists over the issue. Some of the motorists said they were made to pay heavy fine of up to N20,000 and directed to procure a new number plate for no fault of theirs. The motorists said that the VIO should blame the Federal Road Safety Commission (FRSC) for the substandard number plates which fade easily, instead of heaping the blame entirely on them. Emetu, however, told the News Agency of Nigeria on Monday in Abuja, that all vehicle number plates must be visible from at least from 50 meters, otherwise it was an offence to use it. He said that if a clear view could not be achieved, then the number plate was not performing its function. “For example, if a vehicle is stolen it’s the number plate that will be ...
A pro-democracy group, the Voters’ Assembly (VOTAS) has condemned Tuesday’s impeachment of Adamawa State Governor, Murtala Nyako. The group, in a statement signed by its Chairman, Comrade Mashood Erubami, Wednesday, said Nyako’s impeachment set a new template for vindictive politics in Nigeria, describing it as an ominous sign that the 2015 election will be racked with possible catastrophes. The statement read in part: “If the impeachment of Governor Murtala Nyako in Adamawa is left unchallenged, it would have spill -over effect, in other states where the legislators are already beating the drum of impeachment as is the case in Edo, Rivers, Kano, and Nassarawa, in an attempt at putting the states on the keg of gun powder which could possibly cause a chain of reactions, the end of which nobody could predict. “Obviously, the political environment is now soaked with series of alarms over threat to the lives of key members of opposition parties and potential candidates in the 2015 ...
Nollywood actress, Fausat Balogun popularly known as Madam Saje, may have done well for herself in the Nigerian Yoruba movie industry, but she is still asking herself some questions especially about her low standard of education which has hindered her from featuring in the English movie sector. Though fans and friends love her both as a mother and as an actress because of her ability to interpret her scripts well to the taste of many. This has continued to bring more movie producers to keep coming for her to feature in lots of their movie. Madam Saje during a TV programme, ‘Gbarada,’ revealed that her ability of not having an educational degree, has hindered her growth in the English movie industry as producers keep inviting her for jobs but she keeps turning them down. The ace actress explained that though she is seen as a versatile actress, her little spoken English cannot help her and also, she is scared of losing her teeth in the course of tryi...
MEMBERS of the Senior Staff Association of Nigerian Universities (SSANU) yesterday rallied support for the 23 workers sacked by the Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta (FUNAAB) in Ogun State. The association protested the sack by disrupting movement into the campus while they accused the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) of betrayal by releasing the names of the whistleblowers to the management of FUNAAB. As early at 6.30am on Monday, the SSANU members blocked entrance into the Alabata campus of the university with bonfires and vehicles were used in blocking the road, just as the aggrieved protesters continued to chant various anti-management songs. But the university management reacted saying that efforts were being made to resolve the crisis. GatewayMail observed that security personnel, who included men of the Nigeria Police Force, Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps (NSCDC) were monitoring the protest to ensure peace and prevent hoodlums from hijackin...
The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, on Tuesday, July 15, 2014 arraigned one Bashir Salihu before Justice M. Talba of the High Court of the Federal Capital Territory, Gudu, Abuja on a 2-count charge bordering on criminal breach of trust and issuance of dud cheque. Salihu allegedly obtained the sum of sixteen million naira (N16m) as loan from one Ramatu A Isiaq for the construction of perimeter fence of Niger Delta Science, Technology and Bio Industrial Park in Sagbama, Bayelsa State. The accused is said to have promised to repay the loan with interest within three months but failed to do so. All efforts to recover the money proved futile.
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